Why were the early ages so dark?
Because there were so many knights!
Time Jokes
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Why did the girl throw a clock out of the window?
To see time fly!
What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM?
Because the teacher said not to walk in late!!!
Can February march?
No, but April may!
