What Did? Jokes

From Tre, age 10, Irondale, AL

What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?

“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”

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From Kaitlyn, 9 years old, USA

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Do you want to make cents?

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From Seth, age 8, Ballarat, Australia

What did the magnet say to the paperclip?

I find you very attractive!

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From David Schons, 8 years old, Minnesota USA

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

Get in the car!

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From Thomas, age 10, Ipswich, England

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look; I’m changing!

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From Austin, age 8, Texas

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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