What Did? Jokes

From Tom, age 16, Cleveland, Ohio

What did the tree say to the mathematician?

Gee, I’m a tree! (Geometry)

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From Juliuse Zanellia W., age 12, Irving, Texas

What did one clock say to the other clock when he got mad?

You tick me off!

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From Lily, age 14, Jupiter

What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?

Can I make it up?

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From Cyndi, a teacher, Canada

What did the pony say when he had a cold?

I’m just a little hoarse!

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From Jasmine, age 11, Texas

What is the name of the lawyer’s daughter?

Sue!

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From Crystal, 11 years old, Houston, Texas

What did the wall say to the other wall?

See you at the corner!

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