What Did? Jokes

From Rick, 14 years old, California

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

This relationship will be the end of me.

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From Amanda, a parent, United States

What did the elevator complain about its job?

It sometimes gets me down!!!

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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh PA

What did the farmer say to the green moldy pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?

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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What did one penny say to the other penny?

Let’s get together and make some cents!

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From D-money, 13 years old, Boston, MA

What did the cherry say to the other cherry?

If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

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From Chuchu, 7 years old, USA

What did the dinosaur say to the other?

Do you think he “saurus”?

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