What Did? Jokes

From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh PA

What did the farmer say to the green moldy pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?

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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What did one penny say to the other penny?

Let’s get together and make some cents!

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From D-money, 13 years old, Boston, MA

What did the cherry say to the other cherry?

If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

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From Chuchu, 7 years old, USA

What did the dinosaur say to the other?

Do you think he “saurus”?

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From Jules, 9 years old, Ohio

What did the cat call the mouse on roller skates?

Meals on wheels!

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From Geri, 10 years old, U.S.A

What did the ghost boy say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

You look boo-tiful!

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