What Did? Jokes

From Jules, 9 years old, Ohio

What did the cat call the mouse on roller skates?

Meals on wheels!

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From Geri, 10 years old, U.S.A

What did the ghost boy say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

You look boo-tiful!

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From Kady Montgomery, 10 years old, Lancaster, Kentucky

What did the fan say to the other fan?

You blow me away.

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From Devin, 11 years old, Milford, OH, USA

What did the orthodontist give to the marching band?

A tuba toothpaste!

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From Aaron Hong, 9 years old, Florida

What did the dad boulder say to his son when he was scared to jump over the river?

Don’t be afraid to be a little boulder!
(bolder).

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From Christi, a teacher, Oklahoma

What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?

Flood lights!

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