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What Did? Jokes

From Cdawg, 11 years old, Georgia, USA

What did the waiter say to the neutron when he asked for his bill?

No charge!
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From Natybongo, 11 years old, Belize,C.A

What did the Buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?

Bison!
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From Hannah, 10 years old, Newcastle

What did the penguin say to the snowman?

This is snow cool!
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From Gia, 9 years old, Chicago, IL

What did the paperclip say to the magnet on their date?

I am attracted to you!
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From Daniel Dollman, 11 years old, Miami

What did one pencil say to the other pencil after attempting to be sharpened?

It’s pointless.
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From Lexi, 10 years old, USA

What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the plane?

ME!
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