What Did? Jokes

From Bethany W., age 8 Akron, Ohio

What did one math book say to the other math book?

I’ve got more problems than you do.

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From Diane , age 9, England

Why did the the hedgehog cross the road?

To see its flat mate!

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From Lindy, T.

What did the metamorphic rock say to the igneous rock?

Don’t take me for granted (granite) because I am nice (gneiss)!

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From Khrysalyn S., age 15, Montgomery, Alabama

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A Jolly Rancher!

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From Pranav, age 8, Yorktown, New York

What did the teddy bear say when supper was offered?

“No thanks, I’m stuffed.”!

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From Jackson, age 8, Seattle Washington

Did you hear about the computer who got tired?

He had a hard drive.

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