What kind of music do aluminum cans play?
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From Shayne, age 9, Georgia
What kind of music do aluminum cans play?
From Shay, age 10, New Jersey
Why did the store close at 2 o’clock?
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Why didn’t cookies marry milk?
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What did King Tut say when he was afraid of the Sphynx?
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Where do skeletons like to swim?
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What did the wood say to the man?

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