What did one pair of scissors say to the other when getting ready for a party?
You better sharpen up a bit!
What Did? Jokes
What did the broom say to the vacuum?
I wish people would stop pushing us around!
What did the rock want to do?
Rock and roll.
What did one friend say the other when she saw her fly was down?
X-Y-Z (examine your zipper)!
What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
Ketchup!
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