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What Did? Jokes

From Kirsty, age 11, Scotland

What did one pair of scissors say to the other when getting ready for a party?

You better sharpen up a bit!
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From Hope, age 9, Kentucky

What did the broom say to the vacuum?

I wish people would stop pushing us around!
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From Patrick, age 6, USA

What did the rock want to do?

Rock and roll.
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From Melanie, age 11, Cool, California

What did one friend say the other when she saw her fly was down?

X-Y-Z (examine your zipper)!
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From Savannah, age 5, Cedar Hill, Texas

What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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From Thomas, age 9, London, England

What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little tomato started to slow down while running?

Ketchup!
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