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What Did? Jokes

From Melanie, age 11, Cool, California

What did one friend say the other when she saw her fly was down?

X-Y-Z (examine your zipper)!
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Filed Under: Alphabet, What Did?

From Savannah, age 5, Cedar Hill, Texas

What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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Filed Under: Food, What Did?

From Thomas, age 9, London, England

What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little tomato started to slow down while running?

Ketchup!
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Filed Under: Food, What Did?

From Martin, 9 years old, Arlington, Texas

What did one baseball say to the other?

I’m outta here!
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Filed Under: Baseball, What Did?

From Joshua Andrew, age 10, Round Rock, Texas

What did the baseball say to the bat?

I am coming to get you!
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Filed Under: Baseball, What Did?

From Gabriela B., age 11, Maracaibo, Venezuela

What did the bee say to the other bee?

It’s none of your BUZZness!
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Filed Under: Animal, What Did?

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