What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?
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From Sum sum (nick name) , age 10, USA
What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?
From Kirsty, age 11, Scotland
What did one pair of scissors say to the other when getting ready for a party?
From Anonymous
What did the school janitor say to the wall?
From KIKIKI, age 12, Qld Australia
What does Pikachu say when he sneezes?
From Sophi, 9 years old, Minnesota
What did one plate say to another?
From Maya, age 12, USA
What moves but does not see?
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