What Did? Jokes

From Dylan, age 8, Daly City, United States

What did the carpet say to the floor?

I’m mat about you!

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From Zuhayer, 7 years old, Bangladesh

What do calendars eat?

Dates!

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From Sheerah, age 13, Texas, United States

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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From Vibhuti, age 8, Bangalore, India

What did one tomato say to the other tomato?

Catchup!!!!!!!!

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From Annie, age 10, Korea

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were devouring a clown?

Doesn’t this taste a little funny to you?

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From Alex L, 13 years old

What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?

Hygiene!

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