What Did? Jokes

From Lauren the Ice Queen, 17 years old, USA

What did the math teacher say to her boyfriend?

You have my digits!

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From Evena, A., age13, Northern Ireland

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You are too small to be smoking!!!!

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From Sheerah, age 13, Texas

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Is that you coughin’?

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From Mike, age 13, London, England

A bus driver and a doctor like a girl named Sarah. The bus driver goes away for a week and gives Sarah 7 apples. Why?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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From Banana, age 10, Alice, Texas

Why was the phone wearing glasses?

He lost all his contacts!

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From Taylor Rose, age 10, Big Island of Hawaii

How do you get a one-armed dufus out of a tree ?

Wave!

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