Which space supervillian works at a restaurant?
Darth Waiter!
What did the bee say when he got home from work?
Honey I’m home!
A doctor always heads to a restaurant after working, which is usually around 5PM. He always orders a hazelnut daiquiri before heading home. The waiters and waitresses always prepare the drink ahead of time because they always know the doctor will show up. One night a waiter noticed that there were no more hazelnuts left. Instead, he whipped up a hickory drink instead of a hazelnut one. The doctor soon arrived, sat down and took a sip from the glass. “What is this?!” He inquired. What did the waiter reply?
“It’s a hickory daiquiri doc!”
Do you want to here a construction joke ?
Well, I’m still working on it !!!
What did the construction worker call it when he accidentally hammered a nail into his finger?
A finger-nail!
What did the accountant do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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