What did the mama zombie say to the teenage zombie?
Don’t roll your eyes at me!
Zombie Jokes
Where do zombies live?
A Dead End!
What do you call a zombie who looks like you?
A dead ringer.
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No, they usually eat their fingers separately!
Why are zombies smarter than people?
Because they eat a lot of brains!
What do you get with Subway and zombies?
Eat flesh!
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