What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?
Where do zombies live?
Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!
What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?
A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?