Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!
Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
Zombie Jokes
Why are zombies smarter than people?
Because they eat a lot of brains!
What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?
You stole my heart!
A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
“We no eat you. You a comedian. You taste funny.”
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
A living room!
What is a zombie’s favorite street?
A dead end.
