Zombie Jokes

From Etho, 10 years old, Minnesota

What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?

A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!

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From Benjamin, 9 years old, England

Where do zombies live?

On a dead end!

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From S.J. Funnyboy, 9 years old, the U.S

Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!

Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?

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From Jeffrey Davis, 8 years old, Florida

What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?

You stole my heart!

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From Zoë, 10 years old, Madagascar

A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.

How did the zombies reply?

“We no eat you. You a comedian. You taste funny.”

I got this joke from the book I Funny.

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From Coolboss, 13 years old, Nowhere

What is the worst place for a zombie to go?

A living room!

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