What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?
Zombie Jokes
A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end!
Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!
Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?
You stole my heart!
A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
“We no eat you. You a comedian. You taste funny.”
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
A living room!
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