What did the zombie say when he was ready to color eggs?
”Lets start dying!”
From Willow, 9 years old, Portland
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Zombie Jokes
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat them separate!
What did one zombie say to another?
“Get a life!”
Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?
The living room!
Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
The living room!
What do you call a zombie who looks like you?
A dead ringer.
