Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!
Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
Zombie Jokes
What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?
You stole my heart!
A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
“We no eat you. You a comedian. You taste funny.”
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
A living room!
What is a zombie’s favorite street?
A dead end.
So I live down in Long Beach, also known (in my opinion) as land of the living dead. Every morning there are lots of zombies roaming the streeets. This one zombie got a new girlfriend. He introduced her to his buddy and the buddy said……
‘Wow, she’s a hottie. Where’d you dig her up?’
ps: I got this pun from the book ”I Funny” by James Patterson
joke told by Jamie Grimm
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