A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
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From Zoë, 10 years old, Madagascar
A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
From Coolboss, 13 years old, Nowhere
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
From Spencer, 14 years old, Idaho
What is a zombie’s favorite street?
From Demi D, 10 years old, Ottawa, ON , Canada
So I live down in Long Beach, also known (in my opinion) as land of the living dead. Every morning there are lots of zombies roaming the streeets. This one zombie got a new girlfriend. He introduced her to his buddy and the buddy said……
ps: I got this pun from the book ”I Funny” by James Patterson
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From David, 11 years old, Texas
Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?
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