Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
What did the frog say when she laid a square egg?
OUCH!
There is a couple that had twins, a boy and a girl. The children’s uncle named them. What are their names?
The girl’s name is Deniece and the boy’s name is Denephew!
What is green and comes on a bun?
A Ham-booger!!
Raghu: I am feeling homesick.
Mom: But…this is your home, Raghu.
Raghu: I know …and I’m sick of it!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
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