Why did the skeleton cross the road?
He lost his head!
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A tee shirt!
What did the eraser say to the pencil?
Take me to your Ruler!
What is worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat!
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
They squealed on each other!
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