What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
“AW, shucks.”
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Is it just me or do you smell carrots?
Sarah: I haven’t slept in days.
Eryn: Aren’t you tired?
Sarah: No, I sleep at night!
What’s a cop’s favorite food?
Corn on the cop!
What did the goat say to the White House?
You have so maaaaaaany rooms!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
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