If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
In the hood!
There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
Any chess player!
Why was the apple so lonely?
Because the banana split!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
What kind of candy gets the giggles?
Laffy Taffy
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