Why was the ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants too!
What do you get when you come across a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
What’s black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Coal!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
On the hottest day of the summer, a man and a giraffe walked into a bookstore. The giraffe gets dehydrated and passes out. The manager approaches the man and says “Whats that lyin’ on the floor”
That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!
How do you tell if you’re built upside down?
If your nose runs and your feet smell!
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