What did the rug say to the floor?
I’ve got you covered!
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Why are chefs mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
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What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
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What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
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A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number” she replied.
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