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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An ……. in-vest-i-gator!!
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Why did the cook get arrested?

Cuz he beat up an egg!
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What do you call a cold parrot?

A brr-d!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act nuts!
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