A doctor says, “What brought you here?”

The patient answers, “An ambulance. Why?
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There were three men talking together. One was French, the second was Italian, and the third was Egyptian. The French man said, “We dug under Eiffel Tower and found wires. That means that we invented telephones from 5,000 years ago.” The Italian said, “We dug under the Pisa tower and found wires that means we invented telephones from 7,000 years ago.” Then the Egyptian said…

“We dug under the Pyramids and found nothing this means we invented mobile phones, from 10,000 years ago.
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Why did the doctor cross the road?

Because, the chicken was sick!
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“Knock, knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Nobel.”

“Nobel who?”

No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
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What kind of crazy are monkeys?

Bananas!
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What did the pea say to the other pea?

Nice to pea-t you!
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