What did the little mermaid have to wear?
An algae bra!
How many wizards douse it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on what you want to change it into!
What did the apple say to the orange when he was sick?
Take a peel and just chill!
Why did the elephant break the bottle?
Because he wanted to get out!
How do you double your money ?
By placing it in front of the mirror!
What has many feet but can’t walk?
A sidewalk!
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