How do monkeys make toast?

Put it under a gorilla (grill)!
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Why was the stadium hot after the football game?

The fans all left!
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What building has two stories?

A library.
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Teacher: Give me a sentence that has the words defence, defeat, and detail.

Student: When the horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail.
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What do pirates eat?

Fish and ships!
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