What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
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What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
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A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number” she replied.
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What’s black and white with red all over?
A zombie’s newspaper!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with an abominable snowman?
A jumbo Yeti!
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