How do you make a gold fish age quickly?

Take of the ‘g’!
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(This is true)

My fourth grade teacher said he would make our class brownies from scratch, and we all jumped around excitedly! The next day, he came back with a batch of brownies, but they weren’t really brownies. They were…

Literally, letter E’s colored brown, made from scratch paper.
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What do you call a room that’s squishy?

A mushroom! 😉
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What did dinosaurs pay their check with?

Tyrannosaurs Checks!
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What do you call a 1,000 year old pizza?

Ancient grease!
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What do you call a telescope in a rainbow car crash?

A colliding-scope! (kaleidoscope)
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