Why isn’t the zombie restaurant popular?

Because dinner costs an arm and a leg!
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Why was the skeleton ready for the barbecue?

Because he needed some spare ribs!
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Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?

The judges told him to warm up!
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What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?

I gotta split!
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A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.
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