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From Matt, age 9, Kingston MA

What did one baseball player say to the other?

Hit a homer!
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Filed Under: Baseball, What Did?

From Aarushi Tiwari, 10 years old, New Delhi, Delhi, India

Once John was asked: “What soap do you use?”
“Henry’s soap.”
“Which oil?”
“Henry’s herbal oil.”
“Which shampoo?”
“Henry’s shampoo.”
“Is Henry a multinational company?”

John: No, Henry is my roommate!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Chris, age 11, Nasville, Tennessee

What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?

A croc!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Miscellaneous, Shoe

From Julie, age 10, Laois, Republic of Ireland

Why was the policeman singing in the car?

He was a singer too.
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Filed Under: People

From Caroline N., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What’s a cow’s favorite math problem?

1 + 1 = moo!
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Filed Under: Math

From Mike M., age 6, Texas

What do you get if you put a spider on a computer.

A website!
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Filed Under: Bug

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