Can a kangaroo jump higher than a mountain?

Yes, because a mountain can’t jump!
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What do elves have for breakfast?

Elfabet Cereal!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say, “Banana,” again?
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Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?

There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
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What do you call a orange cat with black stripes?

A tiger!
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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!
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