What do you call a tuba at the bottom of the ocean?

A TUBA-diver!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Arthur any cookies left??
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What did the snail say when it took a ride on the turtle’s back?

“Wheeee!”
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What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?

You’re not mailing my letters!!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor??

Because it had a virus.
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