From Tress, 3 years old, Froge Land
What is a cow’s favorite day?
Moooooooooo-day!
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From Jerryroreo, a grownup, Saugus, MA
What happens when a cat walks across the desert?
It gets “Sandy Claws”.
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From Amber, 12 years old, California
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf tournament?
He had a hole in one!
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From Bsasealteam6, 15 years old,
5 people were on a plane – a lawyer, the pilot, a nurse, an old grandma, and a little boy. There were 4 parachutes on board. The plane began to crash.
The pilot jumped out saying, “I’ve still got to earn more money!”
The nurse jumped out saying, “I’ve saved hundreds of lives. Now I am going to save my own.”
The lawyer jumped out saying, “I’m the smartest man in the world!”
The old grandma says to the little boy, “I’ve lived long enough. You go.”
The little boy said, “No need. The smartest man in the world jumped out with my book bag!”
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From Amber, 12 years old, California
Why did the girl go in a corner when it was cold?
Because a corner is always 90 degrees!
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