Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter (other) side!
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Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Because, they forgot their bats!
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Can a match box?

No,but a tin can!
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What do monsters call their parents?

Mummies and deadies!
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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because, pepper would make them sneeze!
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What happens when you cross Olaf and a shark?

Frostbite!
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