What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?

A watch dog!
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
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Guess whats all around me?

MY BELT!
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!
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Kid #1: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.
Kid #2: So what’s so great about that?

Kid #1: It’s snowing!
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