Why are opinions like armpits??
Because everybody has them and sometimes they stink!!!
The kids at school were at the Cafeteria. There was a basket of apples with a sign saying Take One God Is Watching. There was a basket of cookies without a sign. What did the little kid write on the basket of cookies?
Take As Many As You Want. God Is Watching The Apples!
What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?
It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?
A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
What do you call a flying skunk?