A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…

“Because, there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yaw.

Yaw, who?

No thanks, I prefer Google!
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How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE!

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Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?

To wake up the sleeping pills!
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What do you call dancing water?

Tap water!
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