Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!
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What kind of dog tells time?

A watch dog!
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What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

Firecrackers!
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Why was the broom late?

It overswept!
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What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You rise and shine!
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