What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake!
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What was the activities that dazzled the other bananas at gymnastics?

The banana splits!
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What did the father chimney say to the baby chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth thirty!
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Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood, who?

I Sherwood like to come in!
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What do you get when you eat ham in a blizzard?

Cold cuts!
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