Kids Jokes



From Mackenzie, age 8, Montgomery, Pennsylvania, USA

Why did the cat play on the computer?

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From Anna Gong, age 12, IL

What do you call a king that doesn't tell the truth?

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From Meg, age 17, USA, Maine, Bath

How do you communicate with a fish?

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From Yoad, age 8, Torent, Ohio

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hamster?

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Barbara J. Feldman

Blonde and Yo Mama Joke Update

A few weeks ago, I asked you to cast your vote on whether blonde and "yo mama" jokes were appropriate for kids. Blonde jokes, it seems, are slightly less offensive than "Yo Mamas," with a nearly 50% approval rating. But my readers opinions are important to me, and both kinds of jokes are now banned from the JokesByKids newsletter.

You can see the latest poll results (or vote, if you haven't already) at:

JokesBy Kids: Blonde and Yo Mama Jokes Poll

Knock Knock Jokes

The first Squidoo lens I created on Clean Kids Jokes was so much fun, that it now has a baby brother: Knock Knock Jokes.

Please visit them and VOTE on my lenses. They are not feeling much love yet, as not a single person as voted on them.

Are Blonde Jokes and Yo Mama Jokes Okay for Kids?

I got an email from a mom today canceling her daughter's JokesByKids newsletter subscription because we included a blonde joke and a "Yo Mama's So Fat" joke. These jokes were personally screened by me. Perhaps my assistant, who usually edits the jokes, has a higher standard. But ... what's the harm here? These jokes are "clean. " They are not suggestive or violent. But, of course, they do make fun of people. But not specific people. Are they likely to hurt a child's feelings? Am I setting a bad example by publishing these jokes?

Here are links to the offending jokes:

Blonde Joke
Yo Mama Joke

Here's a snippet from the letter I received:

First, my daughter and I are both blonde, yet neither of us is stupid or 'airheaded'. That is an image I fight constantly to keep my daughter from ever having of herself in her brain. Thankfully I saw this email before she did so I could delete it!
Second, many people we love and respect are overweight, some of them are family. I was taught, and my husband and I strive to teach our children, that people are not to be judged by what's on the outside, but by what's inside.

What do you think? Are Blonde jokes and Yo Mama jokes okay for kids? Please vote below, and post a comment (below the poll) to explain your vote.

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