What do you feed a bird when it wants to go to McDonalds?

A tweetburger and some french flies!
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It has arms but no face, it has a neck but no legs. What is it?

A shirt.
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What are zombies’ favorite streets?

Dead Ends!
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What do you call a group of octopi?

A squad.
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If Teddy Roosevelt was alive today what would be the most amazing about him?

His age!
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