What do monsters call their parents?

Mummies and deadies!
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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because, pepper would make them sneeze!
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What happens when you cross Olaf and a shark?

Frostbite!
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What do you call a T-Rex that was in a car accident?

A tyrannosaurs wreck!
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What are twins favorite fruit?

Pears!
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Why is it so hard to win a coloring contest?

Because, it always ends in a draw!
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