From Jake, age 7, New York, United States
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Toodle!
Toodle who?
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JokesByKids is now available on Twitter. Follow us and you'll see all the new jokes as they are released. This is an experiment, so please follow us, and let us know how we are doing!
I was really excited when I finally got the thumbs-up/thumbs-down voting implemented on the JokesByKids jokes. And so far, it's been going okay, with a number of votes on the new jokes as they appear on the front page. My concern is that too many "older kids" will vote down all the jokes .. and really ruin the fun of voting for everyone.
But a friend of mine posed a different concern that I would like to pass on to you: Is voting on kid-submitted jokes wrong because it might hurt a child's feelings?
Now, as far as the flow of publishing jokes goes at JokesByKids.com, most jokes do NOT make it pass our trusty joke editor Vicki. And those that do are often published several weeks after they are submitted. So in most cases, the child that submits the joke probably never returns to the site to see their joke "in print." But I think it is a valid question. And so I ask you, dear reader, what do you think?
I am happy to announce that the jokes now have thumbs-up and thumbs-down voting. You can tell us which jokes are funny ... and which jokes are not, by voting appropriately There is also a small info pop-up that will tell you what jokes have the most votes.
Please vote on some jokes, and then let me know how you like this new feature.
TGIF!
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