Why did Tigger put his head in the potty?

He was looking for pooh!
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!
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What do you call a cat that falls in the trash can?

Cat Litter!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?

What are you? An owl?
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A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…

“Because, there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yaw.

Yaw, who?

No thanks, I prefer Google!
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