What part of a song can you cross?
A bridge!
One day a pony came to the vet. He said he was not feeling good.The vet said,
“You are a little hoarse.”
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?
Trom-BONE!
What’s black and white and green and black and white?
Two zebras fighting over a pickle!
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird!
Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
They’d both like a pear [pair]
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