From Madisyn, 13 years old, Indiana
What did the left hand say to the right hand?
How does it feel always to be right?
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From Vincent, 10 years old, U.S.A.
What’s a pencil’s favorite place?
Pencilvania!
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From Comedian, 11 years old, U.S.A.
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders one of everything. After he eats he grabs a gun and shoots it, no one got hurt. So a waiter asks him ‘why?’ so the panda winks at him, tosses him a dictionary and leaves. So the waiter goes to see what the dictionary says and he finds a page about pandas, so he reads what it says:
‘The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.’
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From Collin, 8 years old, U.S.A.
Why did the rubber ducky cross the road?
To get to the bath!
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From Abdullah Arshad, 11 years old, Riyadh,Saudi Arabia
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door, please!
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