Jokes By Kids

From Jezza, 9 years old, England

Will you remember me in a week?
Yes!

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes!

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
You’ve forgotten me already!

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From Jude Witner, 3 years old.

What is a balloon’s least favorite music?

POP music!

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From Hannah, 3 years old.

What do you call someone who lives right beside a horse?

A neighhhbor!

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From Swagillisious, 11 years old, San Diego, California

What do you call a deer with no eye?

No i deer (no idea).

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From I love cats :), 11 years old, California

What do you call a bunch of stamps running?

A stamp-peed!!!

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