What do you call a alligator wearing a vest?
An in-vest-i-gator!
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11 T-H-E A-L-P-H -A -B-E-T
How do you know you’ve been rejected by a Frisbee?
It doesn’t come back to you!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
Doctor, doctor I need glasses!
Yes, you certainly do! This is a fish and chip shop!
Where does the zombie go on vacation?
Death Valley.
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