Alphabet Jokes

From Andra Belea, 11 years old, Romania

What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

Rating: +12 (from 32 votes)

From G, 3 years old, To land

What letters smell bad?

P and U!

Rating: +6 (from 12 votes)

From Kelly, 13 years old, Avon, CT, USA

What letter of the alphabet is the grossest?

The letter P!

Rating: +4 (from 14 votes)

From Emrald Optimis, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.

Rating: +11 (from 23 votes)

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

Rating: +5 (from 45 votes)