Alphabet Jokes

From E, 3 years old.

What did B say to C?

Nice to C you!

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From Andra Belea, 11 years old, Romania

What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

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From G, 3 years old, To land

What letters smell bad?

P and U!

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From Kelly, 13 years old, Avon, CT, USA

What letter of the alphabet is the grossest?

The letter P!

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From Emrald Optimis, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

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