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From G, 3 years old, To land

What letters smell bad?

P and U!
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From Kelly, 13 years old, Avon, CT, USA

What letter of the alphabet is the grossest?

The letter P!
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From Emrald Optimis, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.
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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?
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From Deda, 9 years old, OH

Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?

E, because it’s always in bed!
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