Alphabet Jokes

What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
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What letters smell bad?

P and U!
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What letter of the alphabet is the grossest?

The letter P!
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What is the longest word in the dictionary?

‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.
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Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?
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