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From Anna Gong, age 12, IL

What do you call a king that doesn't tell the truth?

From Reilly, age 12, Millbrook, New York

My friend walked into the room. I asked why her nose was so red and puffy. She said, "I stopped to smell a brose," and I said, "There's not a "b" in rose."

From Caitlin, age 12, Clanwilliam - South Africa

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

From Mikhail Cazi, age 12, Mumbai, India

What goes ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ SLLURRRRP?

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