Alphabet Jokes

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

Rating: +6 (from 6 votes)

From Deda, 9 years old, OH

Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?

E, because it’s always in bed!

Rating: +8 (from 16 votes)

From Diamond, 12 years old, Texas

What has eight letters in it but only one letter in it?

An Envelope!

Rating: +5 (from 19 votes)

From Quinn, 11 years old, Canada

How many letters are in the English alphabet?

18!

Rating: -2 (from 20 votes)

From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

A Bee!
see(C) Dee
F?
Gee!
HI
(whoops) JK
LMN

Oh P!
why are we talking about
elements(LMN)?

Rating: -13 (from 21 votes)