Alphabet Jokes

What did A say to B?

C you later!
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Kid: “Hey, Teacher! Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: “Yes, but first sing the alphabet.”
Kid: ♬ ♩ “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,..,Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!” ♫ ♪
Teacher: “I think you forgot the ‘P’?”

Kid: “No. Actually, I think, it’s running down my leg!”
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What did B say to C?

Nice to C you!
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What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
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What letters smell bad?

P and U!
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What letter of the alphabet is the grossest?

The letter P!
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