What letter of the alphabet is the grossest?
The letter P!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.
Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.
Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?
E, because it’s always in bed!