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Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?
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Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?

E, because it’s always in bed!
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What has eight letters in it but only one letter in it?

An Envelope!
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How many letters are in the English alphabet?

18!
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A Bee!
see(C) Dee
F?
Gee!
HI
(whoops) JK
LMN

Oh P!
why are we talking about
elements(LMN)?
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