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Goldfish

From RAFID, age 11, GEORGIA,ATLANTA

What is the most expensive fish?

A GOLDFISH!
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Rating: +33 (from 113 votes)

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7 Up Cans

From Ann, age 8, U.S.A.

What does this say?
NNNNNNN
AAAAAAA
CCCCCCC

7 up cans!
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Rating: -53 (from 121 votes)

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Gone One

From Ann, age 8, U.S.A.

How do you make one disappear?

Add a n or g to the begining to make it none, or gone!
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Rating: -29 (from 77 votes)

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Silly Nurse

From Selina, age 12, London,England

Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?

Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
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Rating: -59 (from 171 votes)

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San Andrea’s Fault

From Olivia, age 13, Wisconsin, USA

In California when a bridge falls, whose fault is it?

Everyone knows, it is San Andreas’ fault!
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Rating: -42 (from 78 votes)

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