From Alyssa, age 10, Manchester, CT
What does a skeleton take for a cold?
Coffin drops!
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From Carolyn, age 11, United States, Pennsylvania
There was a girl and she was going to church and her grandmother told her to be good. After church the girl’s grandmother asked her “Were you good today?” the girl said,
“Yes, because when a man came by with a plate full of money, I said no thank you!”
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From Sophia, age 9, New York,usa
Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
To get a spare rib!
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From Jeanne, age 3, United States
What’s a rock’s favorite GAME?
ROCK, paper, scissors
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From Dan, age 10, Costa Rica
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A tromBONE
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