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Coffin Drops

What does a skeleton take for a cold?

Coffin drops!
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No Thank You

There was a girl and she was going to church and her grandmother told her to be good. After church the girl’s grandmother asked her “Were you good today?” the girl said,

“Yes, because when a man came by with a plate full of money, I said no thank you!”
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Spare Rib

Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?

To get a spare rib!
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Rocky Game

What’s a rock’s favorite GAME?

ROCK, paper, scissors
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A tromBone

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

A tromBONE
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