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From Sandeep, 13 years old, Tamil Nadu, India

Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?

Because it lied!
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From Conor Waugh, 10 years old, London, England

Mother ant : So how was work, dear?
Dad ant: Pretty good. Except I do find my boss quite annoying.
Mother ant: Why?

Dad ant: Because he’s a bug.
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From Aryanna, 9 years old, Evansville, IN

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A Snailer!
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From Nina, 9 years old, Australia

Two fleas were running on top of a cereal box.
‘Why are we running so fast?’ said one.

‘Because it says tear along the dotted line!’ said the other.
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From Tre, 9 years old, Indiana

Whom do the cops call when they see a swarm of bugs?

The S.W.A.T. team!
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