Bug Jokes

What do bees eat?

Hum-burgers!
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Why did the bee cry?

He missed his honey.
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What is an ant’s favorite subject?

SCI-ANTS!
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How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, because when they turn on the light they scatter!
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Why do bees not need cars?

They like taking the buzz!
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