Bug Jokes

How do you make sure a spider is legitimate on the internet?

Check out his website!
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What did the bee name his son?

Buzz!
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How do ants prevent themselves from freezing in the winter?

With Ant-I-Freeze!
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What do you get when you put 200 centipedes in the water?

20,000 legs under the sea!
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP station!
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Why do spiders do so well in computer class?

Because they love the Web!
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