Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?
Because it lied!
Mother ant : So how was work, dear?
Dad ant: Pretty good. Except I do find my boss quite annoying.
Mother ant: Why?
Dad ant: Because he’s a bug.
What do you call a snail on a ship?
Two fleas were running on top of a cereal box.
‘Why are we running so fast?’ said one.
‘Because it says tear along the dotted line!’ said the other.
Whom do the cops call when they see a swarm of bugs?
The S.W.A.T. team!