What do you call a yellow, blue, red and green thing that has 4 legs?
I don’t know but I can see one on your shoulder !
Bug Jokes
Where do spiders go for groceries?
The flea market!
What kind of bug is optimistic?
The Firefly, because it’s always so bright!
There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, “How did you sleep?”. Bug#1 said, “I slept great.” Bug#2 said, “I slept wonderful.” Guess what Bug #3 said?
Bug #3 said “I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn’t jump on that log!”
Why did the bee get married ?
‘Cause he found his honey!
What is the definition of busy?
A mother centipede buying shoes for her kids.
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