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From POO, 3 years old.

What do you call an insect that pollutes?

A litterbug!
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From Messing A. Round, 9 years old, Michigan, USA

What is an ant’s favorite place in the world?

Antarctica!
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From Renella Singh, 12 years old, England

Where do sick wasps go when they’re ill?

The waspital!
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From Jack L. Thompson, 3 years old, Dale, Texas

Why was the spider on the computer?

Because he was making a web-site!
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From Sandeep, 13 years old, Tamil Nadu, India

Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?

Because it lied!
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