Bug Jokes

From Shannon Thomas, 13 years old, America

How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, because when they turn on the light they scatter!

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From What Rhymes with Hills, 3 years old

Why do bees not need cars?

They like taking the buzz!

Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

From Maddie, 8 years old, Perry, MI

What two medicines do ants take when they are not feeling well?

Antidote and antibiotics:-)

Rating: +9 (from 9 votes)

From Levi, 12 years old, Texas

A termite walks into a bar. What does he ask?

Is the bar tender here?

Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

From Hhj, 3 years old, G land

What do sick bees do?

Go to a wasp-spital!

Rating: +8 (from 16 votes)