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What do ants wear?

P-ants!
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How do you kill a bee?

With a BB gun!
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What do you call an insect that pollutes?

A litterbug!
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What is an ant’s favorite place in the world?

Antarctica!
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Where do sick wasps go when they’re ill?

The waspital!
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