From Hano Strydom, 12 years old, South-Afrika
There was a guy, he wanted an animal who could talk so he got in his car and went to the pet shop. When he was there, he asked the man but the man said he only had a centipede who could talk.The man took the centipede home and asked him “Do you want to go somewhere?” but the centipede said nothing. After a half hour he came back and still the centipede said nothing. After one hour the centipede said nothing. The man told him it was the last time he would ask him. Then the centipede said…
I heard you the first time so just keep your shoes on; I am just putting on mine!
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From Bri, 8 years old, USA
How do you tell a boy worm from a girl worm?
By kissing them!
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From Hamish R C, 9 years old, Hertfordshire, England
What do you get if you cross a Scotsman with a flea?
Hopscotch!
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From Hannah, 9 years old, Columbus, Ohio
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
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From Bennett, 9 years old, China
What does a bee wear to the beach?
Bee-kini!
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