Bug Jokes

How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, because when they turn on the light they scatter!
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Why do bees not need cars?

They like taking the buzz!
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What two medicines do ants take when they are not feeling well?

Antidote and antibiotics:-)
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A termite walks into a bar. What does he ask?

Is the bar tender here?
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What do sick bees do?

Go to a wasp-spital!
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