Doctor Jokes

Doctor, doctor, no one listen to me!

What did you say?
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Why was the doctor mad?

Because he had no patients!
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How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?

When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)
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What did the doctor say to the window?

Have any new panes (pains)?
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A nurse went into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, there is a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”

“I’m busy,” said the doctor. “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
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Doctor: So, what brought you here?

Patient: An ambulance, why?
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