Doctor Jokes

Bob: Doctor, I think I broke my butt.

Doctor: Why?

Because, this one has a crack in it!
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A doctor says, “What brought you here?”

The patient answers, “An ambulance. Why?
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What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

Sorry, I can’t see you right now!
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A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…

“Because, there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
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Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?

To wake up the sleeping pills!
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Doctor, doctor, no one listen to me!

What did you say?
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