Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the window?

Have any new panes (pains)?
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A nurse went into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, there is a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”

“I’m busy,” said the doctor. “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
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Doctor: So, what brought you here?

Patient: An ambulance, why?
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

You like that show too!?
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Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a curtain!

Well, pull your self together!
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