Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

Sorry, I can’t see you right now!
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A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…

“Because, there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
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Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?

To wake up the sleeping pills!
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Doctor, doctor, no one listen to me!

What did you say?
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Why was the doctor mad?

Because he had no patients!
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How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?

When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)
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