A nurse went into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, there is a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”
“I’m busy,” said the doctor. “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Doctor: So, what brought you here?
Patient: An ambulance, why?
You like that show too!?
Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a curtain!
Well, pull your self together!
Wife: Doctor! Doctor! My husband’s in a terrible state!
Doctor: Kansas isn’t that bad of a state.