Doctor Jokes

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS

Doctor, Doctor! No one pays attention to me!

I’m sorry. What did you say?

Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)

From Rey Harper, 9 years old, Virgina

A nurse goes into the doctor’s office and say, “Doctor, there’s a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”

“I’m busy” says the doctor .”Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

Rating: +7 (from 15 votes)

From Alana Kennedy, 10 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

Person: Doctor, Doctor, my sister thinks she is a lift (elevator).

Doctor: Well, I can’t check her out on this floor.

Rating: -1 (from 13 votes)

From Charles Duffy, a grownup, USA

Why can’t a doctor ever get angry?

He has a lot of patients.

Rating: +13 (from 19 votes)

From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

Person: Doctor,doctor I need you!

Doctor: What’s the problem?

Person: I think I’m a moth.

Doctor: You don’t need me. You need a psychiatrist.

Person: I know.

Doctor: So why did you come here?

Person: The light was on!

Rating: +11 (from 43 votes)