Elephant Jokes

What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?

You’re not mailing my letters!!
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant!
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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Cuz the chicken had the day off!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence???????? :-) :-) :-) :-)

Time to get a new fence!!!!!
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What did the elephant say to the other elephant when he found a toy in the car?

Put it in the trunk!
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