Elephant Jokes

From Joe, 9 years old, United States

What do you get if you cross an elephant with an abominable snowman?

A jumbo Yeti!

Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)

From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a tree?

An animal with two trunks!

Rating: +2 (from 10 votes)

From Jasmine, 3 years old,

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun!

Rating: -7 (from 17 votes)

From Michael K., 10 years old, Washington D.C.

What do elephants and rainbows have in common?

Nothing!

Rating: +4 (from 20 votes)

From Troy Peterson, 10 years old, Florida

Why can’t elephants go to the beach?

Because they can’t keep their trunks up!

Rating: +4 (from 10 votes)