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Wrinkly Elephant

From Firefox, 11 years old, California

Why is an elephant so wrinkly?

Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Tired Elephant

From Sanya L, 10 years old, Ludhiana

What time was it when the elephant sat on a chair?

Time to get a new chair!
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Rating: +12 (from 36 votes)

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Moving Elephant

From Kirsten, 9 years old, Georgia

Why did the elephant decide not to move?

Because he could not lift his trunk!
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Rating: -9 (from 57 votes)

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Two Elephants

From Selina, 10 years old, Auckland

How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?

Because you can hear them talking!
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Rating: -22 (from 28 votes)

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Big as an Elephant

From Madison, 13 years old, U.S.

What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant’s shadow!
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Rating: +23 (from 67 votes)

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