Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Cuz the chicken had the day off!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence???????? :-) :-) :-) :-)

Time to get a new fence!!!!!
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What did the elephant say to the other elephant when he found a toy in the car?

Put it in the trunk!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist!
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Why wasn’t the elephant in the car?

He was filling his trunk.
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