What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!!
Food Jokes
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
What do trees drink?
Root Beer!
Where do strawberries play their saxophones?
At jam sessions!
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
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