Food Jokes

From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?

Super Market

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From Sharon Anderberg, a grownup, San Diego, CA

Why were the two baby cookies crying?

Because their mommy was crumby and their daddy was a wafer so long!

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From Leyla, 7 years old, Anguilla

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

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From Karen, 9 years old, Texas

How do you make an egg laugh?

tell it a yolk!

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From Trinity Triplett, 9 years old, California

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

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From Taylor, 3 years old

What did the orange say to the banana?

Don’t go bananas! It’s not a big peel (deal)!

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