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Why are chefs mean?

Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
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What type of food goes on forever?

Pi(e)!
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What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!
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What food does a traffic policeman hate most?

Jam!
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What did the carrot say when he was rowing a boat?

There’s a leek in the boat!
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