Food Jokes

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!
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What’s a banana’s favorite sport?

Track and peeled (track and field)!
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What do you get when you stack a bunch of pizzas?

The Leaning Tower of Pizzas!
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What did one vegetarian say to the other?

Lettuce eat!
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Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades??

He burped 7 Up!!!
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