Food Jokes

Once there were two tacos, and one of them was sad. The other taco said “What’s the matter?”.

“I don’t want to taco ’bout it.”`
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What did the big tomato say to the little one?

Catch Up!
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What is the best food on a roller coaster?

Scream Cheese!
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“I’m going bananas!” …

That’s what I tell my bananas before I leave my house.
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Where does the steak go when it dies?

To the gravy-yard!
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