Food Jokes

What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

Firecrackers!
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Where do burgers sleep?

In a bread room.
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran out of juice!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!
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What did the egg say to the person?

You crack me up!
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