Food Jokes

What did the pea say to the other pea?

Nice to pea-t you!
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Why are mushrooms always happy?

Because they are a fungi! (fun guy)
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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!
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What did the salad dressing say to the salad?

Don’t look at me I’m dressing!
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What does Satan have for breakfast?

Deviled Eggs!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say, “Banana,” again?
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