Food Jokes

What is an idiot’s favorite candy?

Dum Dum suckers!
GD Star Rating
loading...

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nah. It would be too cheesy!
GD Star Rating
loading...

What’s the worst thing you can eat at the cafeteria?

The food!
GD Star Rating
loading...

Why did the banana got to the doctor?

He wasn’t “peeling” well!
GD Star Rating
loading...

Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?

No! They eat their fingers separately from the donuts!
GD Star Rating
loading...

What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

Tear gas!
GD Star Rating
loading...