Food Jokes

What do you get when you eat ham in a blizzard?

Cold cuts!
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Why is a tomato red?

He saw a salad dressing!
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What do you get when you leave oatmeal in the freezer?

Your brr-eakfast!
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Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!

Don’t worry sir the spider in your salad will eat it!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!
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What do you call an egg that’s moving?

An egg roll!
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