You are here: Home » Food

Food Jokes

Orange Up

Why couldn’t the orange make it up the hill?

Because he ran out of juice!
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +15 (from 29 votes)

More laughs in:

Sad Little Strawberry

Why was the little strawberry so sad?

Because her mom was in a jam!
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +17 (from 23 votes)

More laughs in:

Poor Yellow Guy

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it wasn’t peeling well
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +8 (from 38 votes)

More laughs in:

Ruthless in the Morning

I’m a serial killer…

I stepped on a cornflake!
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: +4 (from 24 votes)

More laughs in:

There Is No Red Involved

What is black and white?

An Oreo!
VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: -4 (from 30 votes)

More laughs in: