Food Jokes

From Mya, 8 years old, USA

Why are chefs mean?

Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!

Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What type of food goes on forever?

Pi(e)!

Rating: +5 (from 15 votes)

From Ally Star, 10 years old, Tampa, Florida

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Rating: +5 (from 15 votes)

From Zaghloul Nassar, a teacher, Mehalla - Cairo - Egypt

What food does a traffic policeman hate most?

Jam!

Rating: +2 (from 12 votes)

From Conor Waugh , 9 years old, London

What did the carrot say when he was rowing a boat?

There’s a leek in the boat!

Rating: -2 (from 8 votes)