Food Jokes

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up!
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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it!
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How do monkeys make toast?

Put it under a gorilla (grill)!
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What do you get if you have 1345 peaches and you sell them each for ten dollars?

A sports car!
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What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!
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