Food Jokes

What are twins favorite fruit?

Pears!
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What did the hot dog say when he was losing the race?

I relish to ketchup with all I can mustard!
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What kind of candy is never on time?

Choco-late
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What is an idiot’s favorite candy?

Dum Dum suckers!
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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nah. It would be too cheesy!
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What’s the worst thing you can eat at the cafeteria?

The food!
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