Food Jokes

What do you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers!
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Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.
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What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up!
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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it!
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How do monkeys make toast?

Put it under a gorilla (grill)!
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