Food Jokes

What did one vegetarian say to the other?

Lettuce eat!
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Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades??

He burped 7 Up!!!
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Where do smart hot dogs go?

To the honor roll!
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What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

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Where do burgers sleep?

In a bread room.
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