Food Jokes

What did the one lollipop say to the other lollipop?

I really hope you stick around!
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What is the worst kind of vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek!
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What did the bacon say to the tomato?

Lettuce get together?
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What did the cake say to the knife?

Do you want a piece of me?
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What do you call a banana’s mental breakdown?

Going bananas!
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What do you get when you cross corn with jokes?

A corny joke!
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