Food Jokes

What type of shirt can you drink?

A tea shirt!
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Why couldn’t you eat the pear?

Because it was a pair of socks!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran outta juice!
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What do you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers!
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Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.
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