Food Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business!
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What is a boxer’s favorite drink?

Fruit punch!
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Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Are you sure?

Nah, it’s too cheesy!
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How do you make a hotdog stand?

Take away its chair!
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Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and tomato?

The lettuce was a head and the tomato had to ketchup!
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What did the pop tart say??

OK, OK, I’m up!!!
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