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Grill Convo

From Hannah, 12 years old, Florida

What did the hot dog say to the hamburger?

Nice buns!
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Rating: +13 (from 49 votes)

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Baby Strawberry

From Taylor, 8 years old, USA

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because his parents were in a jam!
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Rating: +31 (from 51 votes)

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Social Fruit

From Maria Isabel, 10 years old, Florida

What fruit never gets lonely?

Pears!
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Rating: +22 (from 38 votes)

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Jelly Jar

From Jaelene, 6 years old, Canada

Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?

Because it was jammed!
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Rating: +26 (from 36 votes)

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Belligerent Legume

From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei,FSM

What do you call a pea that has been in a fight?

A black eyed pea!
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Rating: +38 (from 72 votes)

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