Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from a bank?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Kids Jokes
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
He was making up for a bad summer!
What did the mat say to the floor?
Don’t worry I’ve got you covered.
Why did the orange get half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
Why was the note book weeping?
Becuase it’s pages kept tearing.
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