What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?
You get Sandy Paws.
Animal Jokes
A bear walked into a bar and said to the man, “Can I get a ……….. Drink please?” and the man said……,
Why the big paws?
Can a pet really be worth 500?
Yes, if it saves all its money!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?
“This is cat-astrophic!”
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