Animal Jokes

From Laiqa, 9 years old, Malaysia

What do you call a sheep that is covered in chocolate?

A Hershey baaaaaar!

Rating: +18 (from 24 votes)

From Gggggh, 3 years old, Tree planet

Where do baby bears live?

In a cub-in!

Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)

From JokeMaster 123, 11 years old, Tennessee

What’s the crossbreed of a baby sheep, a boy pig, and a guinea pig?

A Lamborghini! (Lamb-Boar-Guinea)

Rating: +5 (from 5 votes)

From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

What color socks do bears wear?

They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!

Rating: +5 (from 15 votes)

From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

Why did the bear get the honey in a flash?

‘Cause he couldn’t bear it!

Rating: 0 (from 12 votes)