Animal Jokes

From Elaine, 9 years old, U.S.A.

What is a seals favorite letter?

Rrr!

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From Connor, 7 years old, New Zealand

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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From Rosie, 11 years old, United States of America, Idaho

What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?

A watch dog!

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From DarthMario, 10 years old, USA

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!

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From Eric, 9 years old, New Jersey

Mom Cheetah: Time for your bath!

Baby Cheetah: I don’t want to take a bath. I’m afraid I’ll come out spotless!

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From Conner, 10 years old, South Dakoda

How do you get a pig to the hospital?

In a hambulance!

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