From Emily Black, 10 years old, New Zealand
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
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What do you say to a good-looking mouse?
You look mice today!
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From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA
Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said
“I just have to outrun you!”
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From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA
What do you call a dentist who works on alligator’s teeth?
Crazy!
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From Valentina, 8 years old, Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Their feet smell!
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