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Lion Food

From Alex, 10 years old, California

Why do lions eat raw meat?

Because they can not cook!
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Smelling Skunk

From Brayden, 10 years old, USA

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose!
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Rating: -3 (from 7 votes)

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Sheep and His Money

From Linds, age 9, Gainesville, Florida

Where does a sheep keep his money?

In the baaaaank!
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Mouse Spouse

From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania,America

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van!
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Rating: +35 (from 51 votes)

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Stop That Skunk

From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania, America

How can you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose shut.
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Rating: -2 (from 38 votes)

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