Animal Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he is moving slowly?

Mu-fasa!
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What do call a bear that has no gums?

A gummy bear!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why did the wolf hate Halloween?

Because it likes the howldays better!
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What do you call a group of octopi?

A squad.
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