Animal Jokes

What do you call a sheep that is covered in chocolate?

A Hershey baaaaaar!
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Where do baby bears live?

In a cub-in!
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What’s the crossbreed of a baby sheep, a boy pig, and a guinea pig?

A Lamborghini! (Lamb-Boar-Guinea)
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What color socks do bears wear?

They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
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Why did the bear get the honey in a flash?

‘Cause he couldn’t bear it!
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