Animal Jokes

What do you call someone who lives right beside a horse?

A neighhhbor!
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What do you call a deer with no eye?

No i deer (no idea).
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What is a snake’s favorite macaroni?

Snakaroni!
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Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?

He wasn’t koala-fied.
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Why is it hard to clean a cheetah?

You can’t get the spots off!
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