Animal Jokes

What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?

Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
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What do you call an angry monkey?

Furious George!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Yes, because the Eiffel tower cant jump!
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What do you call a orange cat with black stripes?

A tiger!
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Why did the baby octopus cry

He hurt his arm, arm, arm.
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How many ducks can fit in a pond in Spain?

Quack-tro!
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