Animal Jokes

From Hannah, 3 years old.

What do you call someone who lives right beside a horse?

A neighhhbor!

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From Swagillisious, 11 years old, San Diego, California

What do you call a deer with no eye?

No i deer (no idea).

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From Olivia, 8 years old, Florida

What is a snake’s favorite macaroni?

Snakaroni!

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From Carrie, 12 years old, Circleville, Ohio

Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?

He wasn’t koala-fied.

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From G, 3 years old.

Why is it hard to clean a cheetah?

You can’t get the spots off!

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