Animal Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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What did the cat say to his girlfriend ?

You’re purr-fect!
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What do you call a Deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!
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What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?

A bat.
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How does a skunk speak?

DiSTINKly.
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What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?

Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
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