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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An ……. in-vest-i-gator!!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act nuts!
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Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one…

The rest came down with minor injuries.
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!
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A man walks by a horse who looks sad. The man asks…

“Why the long face?”
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