Animal Jokes

Where is a cow’s favorite place to live?

Moo York!
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?

No, kangaroo!
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What do you call a cold puppy?

A chili dog!
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What do you call a royal cow?

Sir Loin!
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Did you hear about the legless frog?

He was un-hoppy!
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