Animal Jokes

What do you call a orange cat with black stripes?

A tiger!
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Why did the baby octopus cry

He hurt his arm, arm, arm.
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How many ducks can fit in a pond in Spain?

Quack-tro!
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Why don’t sharks eat clowns?

They taste funny!
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What do you call a dog in the sun?

A hot dog!
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What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he’s hit with the flyswatter?

His butt!
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