5 people were on a plane – a lawyer, the pilot, a nurse, an old grandma, and a little boy. There were 4 parachutes on board. The plane began to crash.
The pilot jumped out saying, “I’ve still got to earn more money!”
The nurse jumped out saying, “I’ve saved hundreds of lives. Now I am going to save my own.”
The lawyer jumped out saying, “I’m the smartest man in the world!”
The old grandma says to the little boy, “I’ve lived long enough. You go.”
The little boy said, “No need. The smartest man in the world jumped out with my book bag!”
A man was cutting wood and cut off his left arm and his left leg.
If you ask him how he is, he will tell you:
I’m all right now!
Who`s a gas seller’s best customer?
Did you hear about my camping trip?
It was intense!
Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID …
He just pulled out a quarter?