People Jokes

What city has no people in it?

ElectriCITY
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Why don’t bald people have keys?

Because, they don’t have any locks!
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What was Benjamin Franklin’s first reaction when he discovered electricity?

He was shocked!
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What president is the most explosive?

O-BOMBa!
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What do lazy farmers grow?

Couch potatoes.
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There were three men talking together. One was French, the second was Italian, and the third was Egyptian. The French man said, “We dug under Eiffel Tower and found wires. That means that we invented telephones from 5,000 years ago.” The Italian said, “We dug under the Pisa tower and found wires that means we invented telephones from 7,000 years ago.” Then the Egyptian said…

“We dug under the Pyramids and found nothing this means we invented mobile phones, from 10,000 years ago.
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