From Anthony, 12 years old, Washington
Anthony: Pete and Repeat decided to go on a camping trip. When they set up camp, Pete went outside the tent to go to the bathroom. Who was left inside?
You: Repeat.
Anthony: Pete and Repeat decided to go an a camping trip. When they set up camp, Pete went outside the tent to go to the bathroom. Who was left inside?
You: Repeat
Anthony: Pete and Repeat…
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From Nicole, 8 years old, North Carolina
Where did the Egyptian boy get the flu from?
His mummy!
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From Jay, 3 years old, California,USA
Did you hear about the beggar that had a stuffy nose?
Yeah, I heard he couldn’t catch a cent!
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From Preston Millward, 12 years old, Midland, Michigan
Three guys are out hunting.
The first guy goes out and comes back with a rabbit. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the rabbit tracks” he answers.
The second guy goes out and comes back with a turkey. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the turkey tracks” He answers.
The third guy goes out and comes back all bloody and torn up. “What happened?” the other guys ask.
“I followed the train tracks.”
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From Tom Young, 13 years old, United States
What does George Washington use for his ID?
A quarter!
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