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The Long and Short of It

From Brandon, 13 years old, Somewhere over the rainbow.

What gets long if your mother’s happy, or short if your mother’s
angry?

Your name!
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Rating: -2 (from 16 votes)

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How Do?

From Jamie-Leigh R, 10 years old, England

How do you get a fat man out of bed?

Piece a cake.
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Rating: 0 (from 22 votes)

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Talk Softly

From Jessica, 13 years old, America

So a little boy was in the library and asked the librarian, “Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?” and the librarian said, “Little boy, this is a library.” What did the little boy say back?

(in a whisper)I’m sorry. Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?
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Rating: +6 (from 24 votes)

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Guys Camping Trip

From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA

Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said

“I just have to outrun you!”
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Rating: +9 (from 25 votes)

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Farmer’s Holy Jeans

From Kyle, 6 years old, Moscow, Russia

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!
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Rating: +4 (from 28 votes)

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