People Jokes

There were three men talking together. One was French, the second was Italian, and the third was Egyptian. The French man said, “We dug under Eiffel Tower and found wires. That means that we invented telephones from 5,000 years ago.” The Italian said, “We dug under the Pisa tower and found wires that means we invented telephones from 7,000 years ago.” Then the Egyptian said…

“We dug under the Pyramids and found nothing this means we invented mobile phones, from 10,000 years ago.
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Two men went hunting. One guy accidentally shot the other guy, so he called 911. He said, “I think my friends dead.” The person on the phone said, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”

So, the first guy shot his friend again and said, “Ok, now what?”
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To da dump, da dump dump dump!
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Who is your mom’s brother’s brother in law?

Your dad!
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What do elves have for breakfast?

Elfabet Cereal!
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What is a dentist’s favorite time?

Tooth-Hurty!
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