Why did the hero flush the toilet?
It was his duty!
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A panda walks into a restaurant. After eating his food, he pulls out a gun and shoots it off. (Of course, nobody was harmed.) “What did you do that for?” asks the waiter. The panda smirks, throwing him a dictionary with poor grammar. The waiter watches as the panda walks out, then reads it…
Panda – A black and white bear, native to Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves.
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What’s grosser than gross?
Biting into a worm and finding an apple!
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