From G, 12 years old, B land
What is a car on tv?
A cartoon
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From Xander, 6 years old, New Zealand
What happens when you feed Spider-Man corn?
He makes cobwebs.
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From Comedian, 11 years old, U.S.A.
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders one of everything. After he eats he grabs a gun and shoots it, no one got hurt. So a waiter asks him ‘why?’ so the panda winks at him, tosses him a dictionary and leaves. So the waiter goes to see what the dictionary says and he finds a page about pandas, so he reads what it says:
‘The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.’
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From dgkgkggkflkxm.kcccgh, 8 years old, Canada
What do you call banana skins that you wear on your feet?
Slippers!
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From Aashman Arora, 3 years old, India
Raghu: I am feeling homesick.
Mom: But…this is your home, Raghu.
Raghu: I know …and I’m sick of it!
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