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Why are opinions like armpits??

Because everybody has them and sometimes they stink!!!
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What do cool keys say?

Keace out, yo!
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What is a car on tv?

A cartoon
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What happens when you feed Spider-Man corn?

He makes cobwebs.
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A panda goes into a restaurant and orders one of everything. After he eats he grabs a gun and shoots it, no one got hurt. So a waiter asks him ‘why?’ so the panda winks at him, tosses him a dictionary and leaves. So the waiter goes to see what the dictionary says and he finds a page about pandas, so he reads what it says:

‘The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.’
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