Miscellaneous Jokes

From Kamary, 9 years old, New York, USA

What did the penny say to the man?

You have no cents!

Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

From Jaime Parnas, 8 years old, Westport Connecticut

If Barbie is so popular …

Why do you have to buy her friends?

Rating: +4 (from 8 votes)

From Jericho O'Hare, 9 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

Why are opinions like armpits??

Because everybody has them and sometimes they stink!!!

Rating: +6 (from 34 votes)

From Lily, 8 years old, Louisiana

What do cool keys say?

Keace out, yo!

Rating: +4 (from 14 votes)

From G, 12 years old, B land

What is a car on tv?

A cartoon

Rating: +5 (from 15 votes)