Miscellaneous Jokes

From Zach, 11 years old, America

What did one knife say to the other knife?

Well, you’re looking mighty sharp!

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From Théa, 8 years old, California

If you are an American going into the bathroom and an American going out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?

European! (You’re-peeing)

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From Stacie, age 16, Arkansas

Why did the belt go to jail?

Because he held up a pair of pants!

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From James, age 6, Spokane, Washington

What day is in love?

Any date!

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From Julia, age 10, North America-Tennesee

What’s the richest kind of air?

Billionaire!

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From Cash Fredricks , 9 years old, USA

Did you hear about the guy that tore apart his Beatles album?

He wanted to break a record!

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