Miscellaneous Jokes

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!
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What do teapots wear for clothes?

A T-shirt!
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Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?

Joey: The letter g.
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What did the penny say to the man?

You have no cents!
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If Barbie is so popular …

Why do you have to buy her friends?
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