Miscellaneous Jokes

What did the father chimney say to the baby chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!
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Did you ever see the movie Constipated?

It never came out!
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What did the elevator say to the other elevator?

I think I’m coming down with something!
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What happens when you cross Olaf and a shark?

Frostbite!
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Why is it so hard to win a coloring contest?

Because, it always ends in a draw!
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What goes up but doesn’t come down?

Your Age!
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