Miscellaneous Jokes

From Caden, 3 years old, Seattle WA

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it!

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From Isabella Bare, 9 years old, Utah

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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From Raven Queen, 9 years old, Irvington,Kentucky

What do teapots wear for clothes?

A T-shirt!

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From Lucas, 10 years old, Pennysilvania

Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?

Joey: The letter g.

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From Kamary, 9 years old, New York, USA

What did the penny say to the man?

You have no cents!

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From Jaime Parnas, 8 years old, Westport Connecticut

If Barbie is so popular …

Why do you have to buy her friends?

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