Miscellaneous Jokes

What did the penny say to the man?

You have no cents!
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If Barbie is so popular …

Why do you have to buy her friends?
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Why are opinions like armpits??

Because everybody has them and sometimes they stink!!!
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What do cool keys say?

Keace out, yo!
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What is a car on tv?

A cartoon
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