Pirate Jokes

From Macie Putz, 9 years old, United States of America

Why couldn’t the pirate get into the movie?

Because it was rated R!!

Rating: +7 (from 25 votes)

From Lizzy, 9 years old, Choo Choo, OK

What kind of math equation are pirates best at?

Finding X!

Rating: +7 (from 19 votes)

From Emma, 8 years old, Nashville,Tennessee

Why was the pirate scared of the movie?

Because it was rated arrrrrr!

Rating: +15 (from 21 votes)

From Flora, 10 years old, U.S.A

Where did the captain do his business?

On the poop deck!

Rating: +1 (from 25 votes)

From Ellie, 8 years old, Ashton and Makerfield in UK

Where do pirates go shopping?

Arrrrgos!

Rating: -12 (from 42 votes)