Pirate Jokes

Why didn’t the pirate pass his spelling test?

He got stuck on the ARRRs (r’s)!
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Why can’t pirates play cards?

They are sitting on the deck!
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Why did the pirate go to the movies?

Because it was rated ‘aaargggh’! (R)
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What do pirates eat?

Fish and ships!
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Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?

Because he didn’t have enough money for an iPad!
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What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

X! It’s where the treasure is buried!
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