Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?

Because he didn’t have enough money for an iPad!
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What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

X! It’s where the treasure is buried!
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What is a pirate’s favorite animal?

An Arrrdvark!
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Why did the pirate fail his alphabet test?

He got stuck at Sea! (C)
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What do you call a pirate’s favorite movie?

One that’s rated “Rrrrrr”.
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