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Shopping for a Steal

From Ellie, 8 years old, Ashton and Makerfield in UK

Where do pirates go shopping?

Arrrrgos!
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Rating: -10 (from 14 votes)

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Pierced Pirates

From Lily, 8 years old, Carlsbad, Ca

How much do pirates’ earrings cost?

A buccaneer!
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Rating: -6 (from 60 votes)

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Pirates Go Where

From T36T, 7 years old, Oak Grove, Arkansas

Where do pirates go to the bathroom?

The poop deck!
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Rating: +19 (from 63 votes)

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Pirate Movie

From Cledus, age 9, Noth Carolina

Why coudn’t the kid go see the pirate movie ?

‘Cause it was rated RRRR!
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Rating: +3 (from 9 votes)

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Pirate Can’t Fight

From Evan, age 10, Sheffield, England

Why couldn’t the pirate fight?

Because he was aaaarrrrmless.
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Rating: -26 (from 90 votes)

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