Flower and Garden Jokes

From TJ, a reader, Fort Myers, Florida

Why did they give the award to the scarecrow?

He was outstanding in his field!

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From Lauren, age 8, San Antonio, Texas

What kind of veggie does care about you>

A care-it!

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From Gynette, age 9, Singapore

What does a tree drink?

Root Beer!

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From Andrea, age 14, USA

What do trees drink?

Root Beer!

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From Gabby, 9 years old, Rochester, N.Y

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips (two lips)!

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From Jerry, a grownup, Saugus, MA USA

If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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