Flower and Garden Jokes

From Gynette, age 9, Singapore

What does a tree drink?

Root Beer!

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From Andrea, age 14, USA

What do trees drink?

Root Beer!

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From Gabby, 9 years old, Rochester, N.Y

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips (two lips)!

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From Jerry, a grownup, Saugus, MA USA

If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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From Lily, 10 years old,

Where do momma trees put their baby trees?

in a nursery

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From Katie, 11 years old, Kettering,OH

Why didn’t the tree play checkers?

Because he was a Chess-nut tree!

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