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Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
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What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The letter M!
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What is the best time to see a volcano?

When it’s not about to explode with anger!
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Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!
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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter m.
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