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Girl Boy Convo

From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?

Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!
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Rating: -3 (from 7 votes)

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No Whole Day

From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

Why is there no such thing as a whole day?

Because it begins by breaking!
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Rating: -8 (from 10 votes)

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T-Rex vs Watch

From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

What time is it when a T-rex steps on your watch?

Time to get a new watch!
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Rating: -3 (from 11 votes)

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Late Clock

From Allie , USA

Why was the lunch clock always late?

It went back four seconds!
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Rating: -23 (from 151 votes)

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How to Make Time Fly

From Hamna, age 11, Pakistan

How can you make time fly?

Just throw a clock out of the window!
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Rating: +52 (from 228 votes)

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