Time Jokes

How do you make time fly?

Throw a clock out the window!
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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!
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A day without sunshine is …

Night.
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Why did the man put his clock on the toaster?

To see time fry!
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What kind of grandparent tells time?

An old timer!!!!!!!!
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What do call a man that is short of time?

Tim!!!!!!
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