How do you make time fly?
Time Jokes
Throw a clock out the window!
A man drops his watch out the window of a 16-story building. He goes down the elevator and stops to get a soda. Then he walks down 12 flights of stairs and walks out just in time to catch his watch. A second man below says: “How did you do that?”
The first man says: “Didn’t you know? My watch is 5 minutes slow!”
How can you make time fly?
Throw the clock out the window!
When do clocks die?
When the time is up!
Why was the lunch clock always late?
It went back four seconds!
Why was the clock sent to the principal’s office?
Because he was tocking too much in class!
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