What is the best time to see a volcano?
When it’s not about to explode with anger!
Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m.
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
A man drops his watch out the window of a 16-story building. He goes down the elevator and stops to get a soda. Then he walks down 12 flights of stairs and walks out just in time to catch his watch. A second man below says: “How did you do that?”
The first man says: “Didn’t you know? My watch is 5 minutes slow!”