What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
4th of July Jokes
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What kind of tea did the American colonists crave?
Liber-tea!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
