Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
4th of July Jokes
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What kind of tea did the American colonists crave?
Liber-tea!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!