Alphabet Jokes

From Noor, age 10, Seoul, Korea

Is the diamond the hardest thing in the world? Well, there’s something else. Can you figure it out?

It’s a Habit!
If you break the H, you still have A Bit
If you break the A, you still have bit.
If you break the B, you still have It!

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From Jordy, age 8, England

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

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From Leeann S., age 11, Minnesota

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The letter M.

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From Snehi, age 12, Lucknow, India

What starts with an “E”, end with an “E” and is full of letters?

An envelope!!!

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From Elena K., age 12, Wiltshire, England

What does the letter ‘A’ have in common with a flower?

They both have bees after them!

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From Sarah, age 11, Indiana

Which two letters are always jealous?

N.V.

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