Alphabet Jokes

From Sam, age 9, Springfield, Virginia

What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?

A tea pot!

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From Adam, age 9, Port Talbot, Wales

Simon can you spell your name backwards?

No mis!

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From Lauryn and Jack, age 8, Ireland

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Wheres popcorn?

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From P, age 16

A woman and her boyfriend were sitting next to each other. What did he say?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other.

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

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From Maybalenia, age 11, Hollywood, California

What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?

Banana!!!!!!!!!!

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