What is it that starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is full of “t”?
A teapot!
Alphabet Jokes
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
What’s a 10 letter word that starts with gas?
Automobile!!
Leanne: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Aidan: 26
Leanne: No, there’s 25.
Aidan: Why?
Because an angel flew down and said Noel! (No L)
What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A tea pot!
Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.
