Alphabet Jokes

From Mishti, age 8, Hydrerabad,India

If two is a couple and three is a crowd what is four and five?

Nine!

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From Sloane, 3 years old

What starts with an ‘e’ ends with an ‘e’ and contains one letter?

An envelope!

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From a reader age 12, Knoxville, Tennessee

What has 4 eyes but can’t see?

Mississippi!

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From Fiona, age 10, United States of America

Are you smart? Spell It.

I-T!!!

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From Kendall Burke, 11 years old, Anaheim Hills, California

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A C-gull! (seagull)

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

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