Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?
A postman!
Alphabet Jokes
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.
What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?
He has to Slyther-in!
I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?
The letter R!!
Why did Mr. Webster make the first dictionary?
Because whenever he said something, his wife would say,”What’s that supposed to mean?”!
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