Alphabet Jokes

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

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From Sydney A., age 8, Sunbury on Thames, England

Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?

A postman!

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From Sid, 10 years old, none ya!

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet!

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From Emrald Optimis, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.

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From Madalia, age 12, Australia

What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?

He has to Slyther-in!

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From Sydney, A., age 8, Sunbury on Thames, England

I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?

The letter R!!

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