Alphabet Jokes

From a reader age 12, Knoxville, Tennessee

What has 4 eyes but can’t see?

Mississippi!

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From Fiona, age 10, United States of America

Are you smart? Spell It.

I-T!!!

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From Kendall Burke, 11 years old, Anaheim Hills, California

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A C-gull! (seagull)

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From Sydney A., age 8, Sunbury on Thames, England

Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?

A postman!

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From Sid, 10 years old, none ya!

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet!

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From Emrald Optimis, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.

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