Bug Jokes

From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

What is the definition of busy?

A mother centipede buying shoes for her kids.

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From Ying, age 10, Australia

Why did the spider hide behind a tree when a stinkbug came?

Because he was a spy-der!

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From Katrina, 9 years old, USA

What are bugs’ favorite book?

an insect-opedia!

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From Bri, 8 years old, USA

How do you tell a boy worm from a girl worm?

By kissing them!

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From Rachel, 11 years old, California

What did the bee say when he got home from work?

Honey I’m home!

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From Momo Annabelle, age 10, Springfield, Illinois

Why did the spider use the computer?

Because someone said it had a bug!

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