Bug Jokes

From Fleck, age 8, Georgia

What does a bug get when he’s being impatient?

Ants in his pants!

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From Keri M., age 8, Detroit, Michigan USA

What did mother worm say to worm when he was in trouble?

You’re undergrounded!

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From Cassidee, age 17, Africa

Knock Knock!
Whose there?
Bee.
Bee who?

My Beehind itches!

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From Marissa, age 10, Mass

What bug isn’t allowed in the boys’ bathroom?

A lady bug

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From Ashley, age 11, U.S.A. Kentucky

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP Station!

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From JJ, age 8, BOSTON,MA

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUG THAT IS A LADY?

A LADYBUG!

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