Bug Jokes

From Cassidee, age 17, Africa

Knock Knock!
Whose there?
Bee.
Bee who?

My Beehind itches!

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From Marissa, age 10, Mass

What bug isn’t allowed in the boys’ bathroom?

A lady bug

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From Ashley, age 11, U.S.A. Kentucky

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP Station!

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From JJ, age 8, BOSTON,MA

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUG THAT IS A LADY?

A LADYBUG!

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From Harrison, age 5, Salt Lake City, Utah

What does a bee sit on?

His bee-hind!

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From A.P., age 12, Rochester, Washington

Why do you think the centipede has so many friends?

Because he needs help putting his shoes on!

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