Tom: AH!There’s a bug in my soup!!
Waiter: (whispering)Don’t shout or every person will want one !
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From Lynn, age 11, Lebanon
Tom: AH!There’s a bug in my soup!!
From Ying, age 10, Australia
Why did the spider hide behind a tree when a stinkbug came?
From Braden, age 5, Katy, TX
Why are ladybugs spotted?
From Lauren, age 10, Auburn, Washington
What do you call a dead bee?
From Emily, age 7, New York
Why did the bee get married?
From Ryan B., age 9, USA
What has 45 legs 32 eyes and 65 teeth?
I don’t know.
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