Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!
Bug Jokes
What has 45 legs 32 eyes and 65 teeth?
I don’t know.
I don’t know either, but it’s crawling up your back!
Where did the little bug stay when his parents were on vacation?
He stayed with his ant!
Why did the other insects drop the caterpillar from the football team?
Because he took a long time to put on his shoes !
What are guards doing when they protect plants?
Garden!
Why is a ladybug always seen?
Because a ladybug is spotted!
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