Bug Jokes

From Chloe, 8 years old, Portland, USA

What happens when you hit a bee ?

It will make a BEE note!

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From Hhj, 3 years old, G land

What do sick bees do?

Go to a wasp-spital!

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From Faceless, a grownup, USA

How do ants prevent themselves from freezing in the winter?

With Ant-I-Freeze!

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From Sarah, age 8, USA

What kind of medicine do ants take when they’re sick?

ANTibiotics!

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From Sammy, age 13, South Australia

What is another name for a snail?

A booger with a crash helmet!

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From Brett S., age 9, Australia.

Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a cars windscreen?

Its bottom!

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