What do cats say when they see their owner with a different cat?
I saw you last night, and I had that kind of feline.
Cat Jokes
My friend said that he wanted a cat good for mice. So I decided to give him one. I bought the cat and gave it to my friend. A few days later, though, he complained. “This cat doesn’t even care about catching mice!”
I replied, “Well isn’t that good for the mice?”
Why can’t leopards hide?
Cause they’re always spotted!
What do you call a frozen cat?
A catsicle!
What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A First Aid Kit!
What is a cat’s favorite candy?
A Kit CAT!
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